Monday, 25 May 2009
Three Weeks of Nothing
Two Prats and Job Finally Done
No sooner had I got out the car, then there were Turtle Doves purring all around, and after about 10 mins I finally saw one in one of the elder trees. I walked down towards the ramp with many Cettis and Sedge Warblers belting out, a big difference to two weeks ago when it was blowing a gale. With nothing from the ramp I checked the other two hides in Grove Ferry and had Avocet and Blackwit for my troubles. I then ventured towards Stodmarsh and aimed for Marsh Hide where it was regularly seen. I had a Reed Warbler on the way, on the boundary, and finally got to the hide about 6am. Had a good scan but apart from Coot, Kingfisher, Lapwing and Mute Swan there was not much about. Panic started to set in as there were no patch birders on site - what would I do? I decided to do another scan and sure enough there was a patch of mud with a Lapwing on, and another brown blob. I got the scope on it, and there it was, the Pratincole - it stood up and walked along the mud for a minute or two, then disappearing behind some vegetation and not to be seen again (by myself anyway until 7am), so after texting RBA, it was time to leave as there was still many people's birds to tick. I reported to RBA that it was there at 6.15am but they never reported it, until the next report at 7.15am. Twats.
Anyway, onwards to Lea Valley for another stab at the Savis Warbler. Got there about 9am with a disconsolate birder saying it had not been heard since 7.30am. Determined to nail it this time I settled in for a long wait. The other birder went and one other turned up. I played the song a few times and after about an hour, we heard it reeling for about 2 minutes on and off, though we did not see it. As the BOALP accep this species on "heard only" a huge sigh of relief flowed through me. Savi's at last and 198 BOU. I texted RBA with a 10am update, but it never came out. Bollox to them!!!
Fortunately we heard it well, as we had been told about other more desperate listers who had not heard it, but seen the aberrant Reed Warbler knocking about and had ticked this as Savi's which is much to the disdain of the Listing Police. It is thought a ruling about this will come out about this soon, via the BOALP monthly email bulletin. To subscribe email: desperatestringers@boalp.com
Having boxed this off I had to nip up to Cley to nail the other Prat of the day. So I lit the nitrogen tank and shot up the M11 and A11 and got into Norfolk about midday. On the way I had several text messages from other irate listers, who knew they had missed their chance the previous week...ah well!!!
I thought I would play it cool and try for the Honies at Great Ryburgh, but this did not go to plan as I struggled to find the watchpoint. I finally got there about 1.30pm and with only Hobby and Common Buzzard on the board, and no patch birders present, I decided to sack it and head for Cley. I should have gone to Swanton Novers in hindsight.....
Got to Cley about 2pm and asked a listing type in the visitors centre car park what the latest was. From Daukes hide was the response so off I marched along the track. Then I came up against a party of about 20 school children aged 8-10 years old who seemed to be heading exactly towards that hide. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO........!!!!!! I thought, you can't go there!!!! thats my hide today!!!! I marched faster and faster, caught them up and managed to barge past with a few clouts from my tripod legs in the process. That'll teach 'em I thought!!! I finally got to Daukes hide and was relieved to discover that the schoolchildren were going next door, so phew nothing to worry about there. I located the bird after about 10 mins, up in the air. It was flying around continuously for about 15 mins, but eventually landed not too far from the hide, and I managed this record shot:

Collared Pratincole: Cley, 22nd May 2009 - note paler upperparts compared to BWP and more extensive red at base of bill
A celebratory pint of Aspalls at The George in Cley
Had a supportive text off Dave Western who was musing about doing the same at the weekend, and did the obligatory dip on Golden Pheasant at Wolferton.
All in all not a bad day with the year list at 200BOU and life 386 BOU, another 600 miles on the clock, and last weekends panic attacks firmly put to bed. I was now at peace....Shadows In The Night
Classic Night Shadow environment. It could be here, it could be there, no one knows but we'll still tick it!!! If you can see it, note the strong bristles around its large gape, intended to increase the size of the "trapping funnel" The overall colouration and white spots on tail corners should rule out Egyptian Night Shadow to all but the most determined stringers....
Monday, 18 May 2009
Badgers, Greenfinches and Linnets - Birdless Birding and Where Did It All Go Wrong?
Fuck Me...a C*ntish P!!!

Go on, help save 'em
Then it was off to Portland Bill where the rest of our weekend would be based, full of anticipation of year ticks, lifers and megas. How different it was to be.... We got the the bill and checked in about 4pm. No porterage and 5 star service here, but a great place to crash for keen listers like ourselves.

After fighting over the presidential suite we decided to go out and do a seawatch. We had a few rock pipits on the way and settled in for some year ticks. It was a bit slow to start but we variously ticks Fulmars, Manxies, Bonxies and a couple of Pomarctic Skuas....whats that I hear you ask...well we thought they were Poms but it soon became obvious with derision from the lighthouse that in fact they were only Arctic Skuas. Not a bad try at stringing on the first day, what would the rest of the weekend bring....
It was painful heads the following day, even to the extent that Mr Stokes did not rise before 9.45am. So much for being a real ale and 8% cider merchant, his reputation was in ruins. Could he salvage anything from the embers with a major string - only time would tell
After a seawatch of sorts giving nothing really different from the previous day, we split up into micro groups of semi patch birders on tour, in the hope of pulling the mega out of the bag. No such luck. The east coast was heaving with listers and rarities with not a smattering down south. We managed a spot fly and wheatear between us all, and finally a long overdue puffin in a later sea watch.

Tuesday, 12 May 2009
Black Winged Practincole - Grove Ferry
I'll see if the BOALP will let me have it "in absentia" - its worth a try?
Monday, 11 May 2009
Update From the BOALP - AKA The Listing Police
"....and following the aforementioned examples of listers arbitrarily adding ticks to their list the listing police are proposing the following regulatory measures:
1. It is now an offence to add a species to ones list more than 48 hours after seeing it. There is concern amongst the listing fraternity that certain desperate listers (usually in land locked counties where there is less opportunity to grow their list) are adding species on occasionally, in the hope that no one notices. This shall be known from now on as Fraudulent List Creep (FLC).
2. Under Part 4, section 34b, subsection 2, paragraph 3.1.2 of the BOALP Guidlines, the BOALP excerise the right to waive this in exceptional circumstances. Should any affiliated listers have reason to add species on after the 48 hour deadline, then there is a 57 page document that can be downloaded here:
www.boalp.com/stringersexcuseform/asp.45rdyh/32a7jsr.asp
This should be completed ASAP and snail mailed to the address at the bottom. The excuse that you are not in a 3G area will no longer wash with the BOALP.
3. The BOALP will now be out in the field, attending major twitches of the mega unblocking variety. They will ask listers at random to cite certain sections of their list eg Please name all calidris on your list. Failure to match 100% with your registered list will result in removal of 5 species from your list - the bird you fucked up on, plus the 4 biggest blockers. You also will not be allowed to twitch these 4 blockers within the next 25 years.
Be warned.....
4 Year ticks and Another 60 Notes of Diesel Burnt Up
Temmincks Stint - note the slightly decurved bill which is a characteristic, plus longer tail than Little Stint
After this, I was well and truly knackered, and with no one elses birds left to tick in a homewardly direction, then homeward bound it was. After having a quick catnap on the outside lane of the M6, I pulled over at Cowley Services for something more substantial, and was home for 5pm, thinking I'm glad I didnt fly to Fair Isle today....2009 Year List 184 BOU
Sunday, 10 May 2009
Cowpats!!!
A Day out with Spats and Twats
With breaking news of Dotterel at Ringstead off we went, with the usual dip on Golden Pheasant on the way. We had 3 females in the field which made it 4 lifers so far for Matt the Twat, and on the way back down the field a superb Corn Bunting rounded it up to 5.
Then it was off to North Creake for the Montys, and sure enough after about 20 minutes the female flew up in the air, having been flushed by farmer Giles on his quadbike. Unfortunately Matt had gone back to the car and missed it, but he picked it up later and had prolonged views. Whilst it was distant I managed this record shot.
Then it was off to Twitchwell or Dudeswell, depending on how you see it. Definitely Dudeswell today with nothing to twitch and only Eider for the year bringing me up to 179 BOU. Back at the car park the robin strokers amongst us were definitely living up to their name.
Whilst the breaking news at Blakeney of the RR Swallows would have been a British tick for some, I needed to get back, so it was the slow drive back to the Midlands.
With a nodding dog to my right:
and Big V at the wheel, we had had a successful day.
A Swift Exit From Alton Towers
Within a few minutes of getting there, Archie Archer kindly pointed it out, which was a huge relief as I could not be arsed going through the whole flock. Saw the Spats, who had just filled their boots with crippling views. Gave it about an hour and got much better views later on, when the flock moved around. Another one on the list, and 384 BOU.
A Two Tick Day and 650 Mile Thrash
Well, what a day. Got to Portland for 5.30am for the Collared Fly. Parked up where you were supposed to and tried to set a precedent as no one else had bothered, they were parking in the village where you shouldn't. Anyway, got "on site" about 10 mins later and there were about 10 listers standing on the footpath looking into the garden, doing exactly what we shouldnt be doing. Ah well join the crowd I thought, the more eyes the better. If I went to the field there would be no one there and I would have to find it meself which is toooo much hassle. Any way had it nailed in about 15 minutes, then legged it off for Bonellis on Avalanche Road. Bit of a boring fuckin bird but it needs nailing onto the list, so hopes were high. After about an hour and a half it was obvious it had done one, so off to the car I marched. Walked past the Collared Fly site and the crowd had grown substantially.

As you can see there were a fair few there by 8am. No wonder we are all called weidos by the locals when you've got that fuckin lot staring in your garden....
Anyway it was time to go to Dunge for another miserable looking bird, a Crested Lark. Its a good blocker to get out the way, so it had to be done. Dropped in on Plastic Fantastic on the way past Radipole, but would not dream of putting it on my list as the listing police would have something to say, I'm sure.
I was quoted 4hrs 20 mins to Dunge, but fuck me with the wind behind me I did it in just over 3. Got there about 11 and found about 50 listers chasing the poor bastard all over the shingle. Joined in the fun and over about 3 hours saw it in flight about 15 times and on the deck once.
At 2pm it was time to head back home, so I left, leaving Steve Richards munchin on his crisps. Couldn't be arsed with the Savis in Essex as I'm not year listing this year, as opposed to some out there. Home for 5.30pm, and 650 miles on the clock (sorry polar bears).





















